So funny! This has been out for awhile, but its worth another click...
Some quotes to warm you up....(so to speak)
"Think back to Biblical times ... it was hot back then, too, why do you think Adam and Eve were naked?"
"Adam and Eve drove an Excursion"
"let's talk about something that really matters, like keeping steroids out of T-Ball"
"I think the Polar Ice Caps suck; Who cares about a place where a bunch of penguins can have an orgy"